- I'm gonna make you feel so good. Wouldn't that be nice? You don't have to do anything... just let it spill out... Wouldn't that be nice? I'm gonna do that for you. You don't have to know anything about me... You don't even have to know my name. I won't waste your time... with talking, or two-way. I know things have been hard lately... You haven't known... what your place is in the world... where you're going... How could you in this climate? Your emotions have been... up and down. I'm gonna build you back up again. Do you wanna relax? Do you wanna put your worries in perspective? I can make that happen for you... It's really, really easy. I'm gonna make you smile... I'm gonna take those creases away in your brow. You deserve to feel good You deserve to feel the best I'm gonna help you get there. It's not always easy, I understand. I'm gonna help you... Can I help you? I'm gonna make you feel so good... Let me do that for you, okay? I'm a very good disabled. I'm a very good disabled! I never swear I never break the rules. I don't go out late. I don't have any friends... except for other disableds. Only good disables though, not bad disableds! Only good disableds! I don't have sex! what's sex?! I don't know what sex is, I don't have sex. I don't work. I don't know how! I mean, look at me, what could I do? Maybe one day I'll have a job... but only as a secretary. Or maybe... packing boxes. I don't go outside very often What's out there for me anyway?! Would you go outside if you looked like me? Would you go out into the world? Would you get up? I'm gonna make you feel so good. Did you enjoy that? Did it make you feel good? What else do you want me to be? Do you wanna know how I... overcome? How I succeed... despite the odds? How I... triumph against adversity? Are you feeling down?! Feeling shitty feeling like you can't get the motivation you need to go about your day?! Well, I've got news for you: Someone out there... has got it worse! That's right, I don't wanna hear your excuses! It's boring, I'm booooored! You've hit bottom? Great: there's nowhere to go, but up. I'm here to remind you it's all about your attitude. If I don't get to sit around and feel sorry for myself, ha! you sure as hell don't! I was put on this earth to remind you that you're one of the LUCKY ones! You've got to get on out there, You get on up! you push yourself! Look at me! I'M doing it! And you're tryna to tell me you CAN'T?! Enough excuses! not interested. You don't get to feel sorry for yourself. What are you waiting for?! Haha - C'mon! Get off your ass, and do it! So... What... are we... gonna... do... next? Something... nice... and... gentle? or... something else? Something you've ... done before? or... something... Different? Once upon a time... there was a Fantasy of Disability. It swirled around... transforming the disabled people into objects! To be inspired by... pitied... looked after... to make the non-disableds feel oh - so - nice. Disability, the Fantasy said, was not an everyday occurrence. It wasn't normal: It was something to fear! to distance oneself from... something to overcome. The non-disableds were wrapped up in their own problems: They didn't realize the Fantasy was bad for them, too. They just needed someone to make them feel better; And the disableds could do that for them - couldn't they? Just like with the disabled people; the Fantasy of Disability reduced the non-disableds down. It said to them: you're not allowed to be tired... or vulnerable... You're not allowed to be complex... You're not allowed to be human. The disabled people found it very interesting - if a little frustrating. It was very tricky: The fantasy had been around for so long... People just couldn't imagine life without it! The farther they went down the path... the harder it would be to come back.